white noise

Wow. Original article linked from boingboing.

I woke up this morning with the realization that I don’t have to dread it if the telephone rings. In fact, for the last three days, the world has been strangely peaceful as if a storm has finally passed leaving behind a snow covered landscape. You know that softness and serenity that lingers behind with […]

Today is my bestest friend in the whole wide world’s 40th birthday. Hers is one of those days like my step-mom’s that I can’t, for the life of me, keep straight. Even if I write it down. So she takes pity on me and calls ME on her birthday. HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY YANA-HONEYBUNNYSNOOKYPOOKIEBUNCHESOFOOOOHS. I love […]

My friend Denise went in for surgery today at 6 a.m. to repair “girl” troubles she’s been having for the last nine months. This problem, which has a technical name I cannot remember, is the result of a surgery she had last year. Since she’s been feeling poorly over the last few months, please send […]

Wayne M. Gieger Dear President Bush, I’m wondering now why it is I need to fear terrorist attacks on people within the Unites States. Tonight, as my friends mourn the loss of their son, it seems you’re doing a fine job killing off my sister’s generation all on your own. Diann Bellamak